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04:34 Oct 30 2010
Times Read: 561


Give me three nouns.


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xWolfiex
xWolfiex
04:36 Oct 30 2010

book, bell and candle.





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
06:13 Oct 30 2010

bark, bed, candy.





Seeker2112
Seeker2112
06:47 Oct 30 2010

Obama, New Orleans, Vibrator





RedQueen
RedQueen
12:15 Oct 30 2010

Serendipity, nit noid, revelation.





PAGAN
PAGAN
13:10 Oct 30 2010

nope, get your own, Im keeping mine.





Requiem
Requiem
02:53 Oct 31 2010

Proper, plural and common. (Or - Concrete, abstract, singular).



Stuff, junk, pun.





RedQueen
RedQueen
21:24 Nov 03 2010

Okay, I'm curious....now that you have several contributions, what are you going to do with them?





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
03:20 Jan 26 2011

bento box

underwear

& an aardvark





 

04:31 Oct 30 2010
Times Read: 562


I find myself as I am and as much as I can possibly be to my own self.



Some moments find me concerned and warm, with supple emotions cradled by thought and understanding. The underside of these qualities is flat and cold, holding every ounce of weight applied. Seemingly unmoving and yet, like glass, constantly shifting.



Have you ever felt as if you were waiting to wake up and start living and feeling?



In youth I would play counting games and try to guess when something would happen. I was only right often enough to keep me trying.



Sometimes it feels as though part of me is still counting, telling me when, telling me now, and yet it doesn't quite happen.



Like toast. That god damn toaster scares me every time.


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04:21 Oct 30 2010
Times Read: 564




haha there are people trippin' on acid here.



I enjoy waiting a number of days to rate the newest members. Having only a few to rate and being able to leave more personal comments is nice.



The need for a stamp in a rating frenzy is understandable, after rating a thousand profiles or something of the like, I can see the use.

Regardless, nothing quite beats the hilarity that often results from a personalized rate.

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21:45 Oct 29 2010
Times Read: 588






I do so much doubt what you say when you type "lol".

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PandorasBx
PandorasBx
02:09 Oct 30 2010

Mmmmkay...





MrSickle
MrSickle
04:13 Oct 30 2010

Do you think a person laughs out loud every time they type "lol"?





 

Pieces of stories

04:35 Oct 28 2010
Times Read: 616


I know what anyone would think of me in this situation. Pervert. Sex addict. Mother issues. Just another bum in a decent jacket, feeling the groin pumping desire to be powerful. Somehow just glancing at my reflection in someones mind gave me comfort. It is what it is.





I strolled along the abused and broken sidewalk. Grains of sand blown up from between the cracks crunching busily under my worn shoes with each step, giving me the sound of importance, of direction; a person with a mission. I had none. It wasn't late; I didn't need to be home, no work the next day and had no wife waiting with long nails tapping out impatience and the rhythm of an inevitable fight.





Jerked out of my reverie, I stared blankly at him for a moment, his gaze returned to me, steady and bright. Slowly I looked down and saw his hand move toward me, palm up and stretched out.





Make no mistake, I had my women. My mother was by now well accustomed to meeting a different “girl” (as she was fond of referring to them) every time I came home.

I was lost in thought, shoulders hunched, footsteps meaningful, stride aimless, when a homeless man stepped in front of me.





“Could you spare anything to help a child of the lord in his hour of need?”

It seemed to be a growing trend to wave religious beliefs in the faces of those you needed something from.



I smiled and clasped his hand in mine.


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Daaangerous

03:38 Oct 28 2010
Times Read: 627


Nothing like exploiting homosexuality because you wanna be a rebel.


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JustinV
JustinV
20:27 Oct 28 2010

*rolls around on floor laughing hysterically*





 

A quote

18:15 Oct 26 2010
Times Read: 645




"i sip the blood brick wine forever served for the thrill of comeing night"



Blood brick? Does this make sense to anyone?

I feel as though I am missing the obvious.

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chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
19:26 Oct 26 2010

Um, you mean you don't drink blood brick wine?



Pfft. Loser.





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
21:36 Oct 26 2010

Yeah. YEAH. What she said *points up*



Ya need to get out more, Mr Pickle.





Requiem
Requiem
02:19 Oct 27 2010

.. Would that be, umm, mortar? Brick wine? The squeezings of bricks?





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
20:03 Oct 27 2010

Oh, thsts all oxide to me!





MrSickle
MrSickle
03:39 Oct 28 2010

Y'all abuncho pranksters





LovelyTaylor
LovelyTaylor
03:43 Oct 28 2010

Maybe blood brick is describing the color of the wine?





RedQueen
RedQueen
21:51 Oct 29 2010

well, I knows ya can't get blood from a stone, but a brick? How you supposed to suck it out of that?





 

Showgirls

00:17 Oct 25 2010
Times Read: 664


This is crap. I never find the stripper I want that quickly.


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xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
20:04 Oct 27 2010

Yer, a fussy one...





MrSickle
MrSickle
21:55 Oct 29 2010

It's not fussy. It's a common fact.





 

Ok

23:13 Oct 24 2010
Times Read: 670


Opera is obviously not quite the best browser to use while viewing this website. Damn it.


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YEEE-HAW

15:02 Oct 24 2010
Times Read: 716


You: Squawking a lot of big talk like every other poor soul you raise your nose in the air with a haughty laugh and poke fun at with the subconscious desire to differentiate yourself from that which you really are. Your complexion a near mirrored reflection of a tarnished leather saddle, ridden too many times and never wiped down. Your hair visibly brittle to the touch, framing the masterpiece, abstract artists could only dream of copying, that you call your face. The lines of your face, a testament of years spent scowling, convinced of your own superiority.







Me: Mildly aroused.


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MrSickle
MrSickle
15:07 Oct 24 2010

I fucking love family reunions...





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
15:12 Oct 24 2010

Sounds like a blast.





MrSickle
MrSickle
15:17 Oct 24 2010

Turkey, stuffing, and never ending drama.





birra
birra
18:38 Oct 24 2010

This is why I don't proactively talk to most of my family...





 

02:55 Oct 23 2010
Times Read: 750


Strange that people want to see married couples make out. Kinky fucks.


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
04:07 Oct 23 2010

Yeah. Nothing more exciting than fantasies about hot married sex.

Wait, what?





MrSickle
MrSickle
15:04 Oct 24 2010

When people ding on the side of their glass at weddings.





 

These talent shows

22:42 Oct 22 2010
Times Read: 769


Can't buy into the level of mean here. You have all of these people booing and then some jerk tells the contestant how much they suck and then more booing and then... Shame.



I love a good laugh but this is just cheap. We know the acts are poor, why rub their noses in it?



Paranoia is possible, I have my suspicions that many of the "worst" acts are actually good actors.


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xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
23:35 Oct 22 2010

Well they give the good kids with talent an opportunity too I think..





MrSickle
MrSickle
00:17 Oct 23 2010

At the risk of total humiliation for the entertainment of others, yeah!





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
12:26 Oct 23 2010

Humiliation can build character sometimes...





 

21:51 Oct 22 2010
Times Read: 777


I like touching women with my hands. And my feet. Even my elbows sometimes.


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PandorasBx
PandorasBx
22:43 Oct 22 2010

Why you rebel you :P





MrSickle
MrSickle
22:44 Oct 22 2010

No sir.





 

Try jesus, try apathy

17:45 Oct 22 2010
Times Read: 804


BubbleGumClaudia

Nightmare (97)

10:44:39

Oct 22 2010

Reply

Block User

Delete



Meh I can't fathom who you were before!!! It's actually aggravating me!



_-__----_---__-____--__--____





It's like some game show that I cannot comprehend.


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Requiem
Requiem
03:16 Oct 23 2010

... I damn near sent guacamole out my nose while reading this.



Kudos to YOU MrSickle. Kudos.





MrSickle
MrSickle
03:27 Oct 23 2010

Oh my gosh I'm glad that didn't happen. That would be horrible.





KattrinaK
KattrinaK
04:34 Oct 23 2010

yup, here before, people just need to be clever enough to figure out who you were.





BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
05:19 Oct 23 2010

Snorting Guacamole out of your nose wouldn't be very pretty......infact it reminds me of baby shit Req......





KattrinaK
KattrinaK
05:37 Oct 23 2010

dudilage...why mock those who wonder?



we're just curious, is all.



can't blame us....it *is* a rather fun Game, no?





O.o






MrSickle
MrSickle
15:05 Oct 24 2010

Why shove meaning into a hole not meant for human consumption? You think I'm mocking? No.





 

Like a theme park pool, everybody out.

15:38 Oct 22 2010
Times Read: 831


Had to privatize that entry since some bloke couldn't get it through their head that it wasn't about making fun of someone.


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BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
15:41 Oct 22 2010

Damn and I didn't even get to read it!





Bellanova333
Bellanova333
16:33 Oct 22 2010

*grabs towel and walks away sulking ):





KattrinaK
KattrinaK
16:35 Oct 22 2010

didn't get to read it either!



*sulks*





ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:01 Oct 22 2010

*pout*





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
18:59 Oct 22 2010

Awwwwws !!! Well curiosity killed the cat I suppose.





 

PRIVATE ENTRY

15:18 Oct 22 2010
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •


 

NO!!!

02:50 Oct 22 2010
Times Read: 877


This had better be a god damn joke or I quit.








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LadyRayneofDarklight
LadyRayneofDarklight
03:00 Oct 22 2010

O.o

*gets out shutgun and shoots him... and then myself*

D:





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
03:29 Oct 22 2010

I'll surply the bullets.





everstarven
everstarven
03:40 Oct 22 2010

That's hilarious!





Seeker2112
Seeker2112
19:59 Oct 24 2010

WTF?





AudreyMathildaTruin
AudreyMathildaTruin
00:05 Jan 06 2011

I think I recognize that guy...





 

no

21:37 Oct 21 2010
Times Read: 897


I'm not a prude, but songs that extensively describe the act of oral sex being carried out just gross me out.


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Nightgame
Nightgame
01:22 Oct 22 2010

I have to agree on this point.





Seeker2112
Seeker2112
20:00 Oct 24 2010

how ironic





MrSickle
MrSickle
23:08 Oct 24 2010

How so, and before you respond: Are you sure you know what ironic means?





 

21:28 Oct 21 2010
Times Read: 908


I should probably do something about the old melted lipstick explosion that is supposed to represent my profile. I thought it was funny at first but now I feel shame.


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xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
21:32 Oct 21 2010

Why? It is hand drawn that's a first on here :) Did you use doodle?





MrSickle
MrSickle
21:33 Oct 21 2010

I could have put more emphasis on the drawing part and not scribble like a spaz.





DoctorBloodyPad
DoctorBloodyPad
02:55 Oct 22 2010

Its all fine. I like it. I'm a lipstick addict though. O.o lol





 

Well.. Excuse ME for being creative.

19:31 Oct 21 2010
Times Read: 934


This birra guy is a bit of a tyrant. He keeps changing the color of my post font in the society forum.


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
20:32 Oct 21 2010

A real Tyrant would just blind you.

I think he's just playing with you.





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
21:28 Oct 21 2010

Gee, do you have a spilt personality! You are crying over in this journal and then laughing in mines. Glad to see I could cheer you up! :)





MrSickle
MrSickle
21:29 Oct 21 2010

It takes that level of hilarity to turn me around :)





birra
birra
00:36 Oct 22 2010

Sorry to squash your creativity.



We're prejudice against darker font colors. We're fontists.



Keep it white!





 

Let me be frank...

18:42 Oct 21 2010
Times Read: 940




I find it hard to view what you claim is "being real and calling it like it is" as anything but you being a nonsensical bitch.

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With zest

20:30 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,033


Holy shit.

There I was watching my time spent slowly climb as the sharks circled the deflating raft I've come to know as my profile when I updated and BAM, a birra dude (birra means beer but I'm assuming he knows that) got me first.



So....


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birra
birra
20:33 Oct 20 2010

Sometimes it isn't the sharks you have to watch out for...





MrSickle
MrSickle
20:33 Oct 20 2010

It's the.... beer?





CholeBatsIsSick
CholeBatsIsSick
20:39 Oct 20 2010

Damn sharks...do you hear the Jaws Music too???

dan et dan et dan et dan et





MrSickle
MrSickle
21:19 Oct 20 2010

I read that "Jews music" which is equally distressing....





KattrinaK
KattrinaK
01:47 Oct 21 2010

yeah, the bottlea buurrrrrrrr gotcha



*burps and recycles the glass bottle*





Nedra
Nedra
02:33 Oct 21 2010

Dammit - I was trying to get to you first





BubbleGumClaudia
BubbleGumClaudia
03:44 Oct 21 2010

HEH





Theban
Theban
09:43 Oct 21 2010

I think a few people were attempting to gain Mrsickle





Requiem
Requiem
12:29 Oct 21 2010

It's because he milks cows.



No, I do NOT know why that is sticking over anything else other than your adoration of pussy and opinion that most women are clinically insane (you're right). But dairy behaviour it is.





Morrigon
Morrigon
17:49 Oct 22 2010

The thrill of the hunt...





 

I'm growing to love these exchanges...

19:12 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,054


On 16:18:09 Oct 20 2010 (-0 GMT) human20 wrote:



im am superhuman20





Message To: human20



Well hopefully they assembled you with better accuracy than the previous 19 versions.


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JustinV
JustinV
04:40 Oct 21 2010

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Scared the crap out of the cat I started laughing so hard!





 

Huh?

04:12 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,128


Rose got a message... So did I.





Message To: human20



Well you should have thought of that before you climbed up there.



On 03:59:50 Oct 20 2010 (-0 GMT) human20 wrote:



i want back down lol







Oh you meant "WON'T" ... Ok.

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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
04:16 Oct 20 2010

A vampire site with a human in it. Gotta love his spam. I've heard him say worse but I get tired of full blown idiot conversations; it sort of lowers a good I.Q. lol





MrSickle
MrSickle
04:18 Oct 20 2010

I think it's fun to decipher.





Serpentis
Serpentis
04:21 Oct 20 2010

ROFL





human20
human20
05:03 Oct 20 2010

what ever





MrSickle
MrSickle
14:28 Oct 20 2010

*love*





 

PapaBJax

03:49 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,133




That's... How you spell the sound bubble wrap makes when you run it over with a car....

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Requiem
Requiem
12:30 Oct 21 2010

How do you spell the sound it makes when you dance on it?






 

Like making babies for welfare checks.

03:45 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,134


Proof that you don't have to be good at something to love doing it.





im very artistic and love to decorate and desighn things. i also enjoy writing.

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03:22 Oct 20 2010
Times Read: 1,142




I was doing the dishes and I could not for the life of me figure out if it was my farts or the sink drains that smelled like death.

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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
03:27 Oct 20 2010

Oh no someone has found out where the dead bodies are. O_o





CholeBatsIsSick
CholeBatsIsSick
20:23 Oct 20 2010

had to be the farts! lol





Theban
Theban
09:44 Oct 21 2010

Or both perhaps..





 

I'm pretty sure

21:14 Oct 19 2010
Times Read: 1,157




I need a bungie cord, eight yards of green fabric, three dozen paper clips and a ballet dancer.

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ThePinja
ThePinja
21:25 Oct 19 2010

Going McGyver style eh?





MrSickle
MrSickle
21:29 Oct 19 2010

That reminds me, I need a small black and white TV.





 

Clasps don't even snap together...

20:55 Oct 19 2010
Times Read: 1,162


So, when you and the leather purse are feeling in the mood, do you just unzip it and fling anything you might need later inside?



How's the lining of that thing anyway? From the outside appearance I'd say it's pretty tattered.

Was once pink velvet and now a greyish shade of brownt that scrapes everything that it brushes against.



Not much of a trade in value either...


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I am stunned

18:11 Oct 19 2010
Times Read: 1,180


Do not ever allow someone to use an online translator in order to write your song lyrics.








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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
18:16 Oct 19 2010

It's like watching a car wreck. You know it's awful.. BUT. I can't. Turn. Away...

damn you.





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
18:16 Oct 19 2010

Wow thats like wtf?





MrSickle
MrSickle
18:33 Oct 19 2010

Touch my bum. This is life.





birra
birra
18:37 Oct 19 2010

What country do I have to visit to meet girls like this?



When they broke out the bubble blower things, it made me think of the scene in Zoolander... "GAS FIGHT! *feminine man giggling*





ThePinja
ThePinja
21:30 Oct 19 2010

Ok, I have to watch the numa numa song because that is honestly a masterpiece compared to this.... thank you for destroying a piece of my brain. I forgot Trig now.





PAGAN
PAGAN
13:58 Oct 20 2010

This is bum throw it in the vampbox.





 

What? We GET IT already!

15:10 Oct 19 2010
Times Read: 1,197






Posting the same kismet or journal from different but obvious duplicate accounts...



Redundant or stupid? You be the judge.

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Kyriele
Kyriele
15:19 Oct 19 2010



OOOOOH...no! I'd rather YOU be the judge...and post it somewhere quite visible :) This is better than the morning newspaper :)



MrSickle
MrSickle
15:20 Oct 19 2010

I can't shoulder that kind of responsibility.





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
15:23 Oct 19 2010

Yeah just attention seekers. You know how many times I've been confused with a friend of mine too?



Some people need glasses and others need to get with the program.





 

21:02 Oct 18 2010
Times Read: 1,219


I wonder if people with big chin dimples get lint stuck in there...


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Nedra
Nedra
01:11 Oct 19 2010

HA!





IvoryAhab
IvoryAhab
18:42 Oct 19 2010

No, but people with big ass belly buttons do!





Theban
Theban
09:47 Oct 21 2010

Lol, I have a big dimple on my chin and yes I do in the morning when I get up sometimes have fluff in my dimple..



Shaving is a freaking nightmare!





 

Ass jabbing omoh

20:49 Oct 18 2010
Times Read: 1,221




Please do not use my rating box to aim random ass jabs at other members. I'm a huge fan of being passive aggressive but that doesn't mean I want it on my face.



Wait... What?

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17:21 Oct 18 2010
Times Read: 1,245


Use reason and sense when considering me for induction.



Does your society have the stale stench of failure and new posts made by anyone other than you are a rare thing? Then don't bother.



I won't fix it. How could I? I'll be just as bored and inactive as everyone else who resides there.



Other than that, I'm pretty much game.


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DoctorBloodyPad
DoctorBloodyPad
17:23 Oct 18 2010

heh, nice. SYSTEM loves you.





 

Call me when you're not a goober butt bunch

23:56 Oct 17 2010
Times Read: 1,267


Holy dry mouth job...



There are a LOT of really angry people here. If I don't like you then I'll do my best to go away but you hardly need to preemptively fling curse words at me and tell me to fuck off for not liking you.



I don't know you.



But now I know what you'd like me to know, and if it had a smell, it would be a smell of poo.



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Priss
Priss
06:19 Oct 18 2010

Dry mouth job?...is that even possible?...;)





Seeker2112
Seeker2112
18:16 Oct 18 2010

Yes. Yes it is, unfortunately





Priss
Priss
06:15 Oct 19 2010

Hmmm...interesting...anytime I put something in my mouth...it waters...~wails~...oh noooo...I must have some sorta sickness...quick...someone...HELP ME...stick





 

Hardly capable, always degradable.

23:20 Oct 17 2010
Times Read: 1,270




So it seems that some men really love leather purses...



Eeeew.

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19:36 Oct 17 2010
Times Read: 1,289


I just finished drawing my profile.



Ain't she a beaut?!?


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TheRoman
TheRoman
19:37 Oct 17 2010

how do you draw a profile lol





MrSickle
MrSickle
19:43 Oct 17 2010

Well... You'd have to see it...





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
21:31 Oct 17 2010

The banner's cute.





 

02:46 Oct 17 2010
Times Read: 1,318


People are stalking me...



Why?


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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
03:23 Oct 17 2010

I only stalk if I really want to stalk. I don't get why people stalk but I use it to track some people.





LadyRayneofDarklight
LadyRayneofDarklight
04:16 Oct 17 2010

*creepy Elmo voice* :D Cause they LOVE you!



hehe... okay, I creeped myself out... *hides*





KattrinaK
KattrinaK
06:03 Oct 17 2010

then dismantle the Option.



*shrugs*





MrSickle
MrSickle
06:50 Oct 17 2010

I simply asked why. Sheesh.





PandorasBx
PandorasBx
19:48 Oct 17 2010

We want to induct you ;) But I think you already knew that ...





MrSickle
MrSickle
19:53 Oct 17 2010

You sleigh me.



*horse whinny*





CholeBatsIsSick
CholeBatsIsSick
20:24 Oct 20 2010

me too



and why not?



your nuts





 

02:39 Oct 17 2010
Times Read: 1,321


I caved in and became a Premium Member. It really wasn't caving in. I just like being dramatic.



I will be working on that there profile. Swear to god I will. Just give me a day or more.


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Rainbow
Rainbow
06:42 Oct 17 2010

Good choice. Now you have more options to customize your profile. :D





Theban
Theban
09:49 Oct 21 2010

Shit I know that, which is why I have not rated your shite profile a 1 lol



In fact I have not rated it at all yet!





 

Eeeediots

21:07 Oct 16 2010
Times Read: 1,352


What I don't understand is how someone could take offense to my avatar. I thought of it, wanted to make it, and I did. If you take it personally that's rather silly. Why would I make an avatar aimed at YOU?



Who are YOU anyway? You out of thousands here and you want to distill a random graphic to being a personal insult aimed at you?



Maybe your avatar offends others. Do you think people are justified in being mean to you because your face offends them?



Seems kind of cheap. Like your mother.



There, take offense to that.


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Oberon
Oberon
21:11 Oct 16 2010

Did I welcome you to Vampire Rave already? LMAO





CarnelianMyst
CarnelianMyst
21:23 Oct 16 2010

It's original, dark, sarcastic, and I like it!





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
21:39 Oct 16 2010

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy. The sign says no dignity, so why not act as such?





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
21:56 Oct 16 2010

LMAO This is amazing.





Oceanne
Oceanne
22:00 Oct 16 2010

Peeps will look for any excuse to be offended and to sue.





Bellanova333
Bellanova333
23:14 Oct 16 2010

I like your avatar and yes people will get offended by all sorts of silly things around here (:





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
01:46 Oct 17 2010

hahaha Yo momma is the best come back on here! Nice. I like your Avie. People used to hate mine. lol... not going to say what mine were but that one is just fine.





PAGAN
PAGAN
10:12 Oct 17 2010

only someone without dignity could take offense to your avatar. I love it so there





Kyriele
Kyriele
18:16 Oct 18 2010



How about narcissistic eeeeediots? Those that think that EVERYTHING is about or directed towards them? My father (case in point) tried accessing my voice mail by trying to think what my password would be. Mr High & Mighty used HIS birth date. I'm a 46 yr old woman who hasn't lived at home for almost 3 decades...yet he tried using HIS birth date as MY password?? roflmao




deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
20:11 Oct 21 2010

lol they must be guilty if they think it's about them, or maybe they just think they're so special that everything is directed at them





 

20:50 Oct 16 2010
Times Read: 1,357


It's easy to tell already that my favorite aspect of this site is the journals page. Being a peeping tom is easier than ever these days.


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01:12 Oct 16 2010
Times Read: 1,391




O'Reilly, regardless of your personal opinion. You are a whore.



My attention, much like my money, has an end and frankly, I've reached all that I'm willing to spend on you.



Choke on it.



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Nedra
Nedra
02:07 Oct 16 2010

AMEN





 

Laffable

00:36 Oct 16 2010
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"Well im a todley a night person ."

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17:26 Oct 15 2010
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I need a god damn mentorship. I need someone to take me under their wing, or between their thighs. NO FARTING



God dammit now I've lost my temper. Do you think I LIKE doing this?!?



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A wise man specifies *female*

16:59 Oct 15 2010
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HELLRIDER

Haunt (40)

Love those Female bubble BUTTS!!!


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ThothLestat
ThothLestat
17:13 Oct 15 2010

no one ever loves MY bubble butt.

*sulks*





Nedra
Nedra
02:08 Oct 16 2010

I love your butt...





wait.....did I say that out loud....





*shifty eyes*





 

arrogant twit

22:50 Oct 14 2010
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Why harp on and on about your blessings?

When do you cross the line of speaking of what you are grateful for and bragging about your success? Oh, right about now.



Get some humility and stfu.


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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
00:49 Oct 15 2010

Your journal is funny.





 

Still stupid

15:36 Oct 14 2010
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Members like this tickle my funny bone.



Not only are they lifeless groupies who actually buy premium memberships to promote bands, they often throw in ridiculous phrases such as "Its Called Freedom of Speech Dont like it Fuck Off*"



Which ironically is ONLY applied to them. See, if you say something they don't like, they'll get pissy, rate you a 1, and block you.



Waytahavedaballs


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errrrrrrr

15:24 Oct 14 2010
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I'm like so sexually frustrated, I could milk a cow.

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16:43 Oct 13 2010
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There should be some coding or something or other for profiles that the owners so cleverly stretch out...



If you stretch it out once and then fix it, no matter what you do, it will be droopy. Your profile will look like it is sagging.



Patent that.


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PAGAN
PAGAN
16:47 Oct 13 2010

hehehe I'd love to see that, it would serve them all right I hate stretched pages lol





chrysanthemia
chrysanthemia
16:58 Oct 13 2010

But then it would be droopy from all the gargantuan stamps people leave! And that's not the profile owner's fault.



Mammoth stamps bug me.





MrSickle
MrSickle
18:05 Oct 13 2010

True... It would have to only activate the droopyness if the profile was stretched from within the description.





 

15:39 Oct 13 2010
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I guess what I'm trying to say is, when I say "bitch" I don't mean it in a sense of awe or reverence.



Not sure why anyone would ever want to be called that. It's an insult used to liken a person to a female animal used for servitude with the main purpose of being bred.



I'm doubtful as to whether or not constantly branding ones self as a bitch will really turn that meaning around.



Now get back in the kennel and make some fucking babies.


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MyArmyLife
MyArmyLife
02:40 Oct 15 2010

Nice! *laughs* :D





deathnitegrl
deathnitegrl
20:12 Oct 21 2010

lol just another fad





 

Closeline to the FACE

14:33 Oct 13 2010
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The forum has unintentional hilarity.



I love the threads that get closed.



"I'm getting murried! HURR WEEE!!"



"This should be in your journal."





WAM! Take your happiness somewhere else!!!


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TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
14:42 Oct 13 2010

HAHAHA! I know right.





Serpentis
Serpentis
16:21 Oct 13 2010

*nods*



true that..





birra
birra
18:05 Oct 13 2010

I will be happy to oblige in reviewing any forum threads you think need a clothesline to the face.





 

YAY!

04:28 Oct 13 2010
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I have 8 friends here now! That's like six times as many as I have IRL.

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birra
birra
04:32 Oct 13 2010

You have 1.33 friends in real life?





ebenezer
ebenezer
04:36 Oct 13 2010

How'd you manage that? :|





MrSickle
MrSickle
04:43 Oct 13 2010

It comes and goes.





Oceanne
Oceanne
14:38 Oct 13 2010

Would you like another one?





Serpentis
Serpentis
16:21 Oct 13 2010

O.o





Oceanne
Oceanne
16:45 Oct 13 2010

Im not sure about you,but if I can count at least a finger on one hand to represent those who are my real friends IRL,then I feel like I am damn lucky.





 

04:04 Oct 13 2010
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Bonus huh? Maybe I should find a mentorship.


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Inner lame girl monologue

00:28 Oct 13 2010
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I really like this picture of myself. I think it makes me look thin.



Now I need to make it black and white and up the contrast more... More...



More...



More......



More.........



More.............



More..................



Perfect. Now you can't see my nose and you couldn't see where my eyes begin except I put on so much eyeliner it still stands out.



This is so exotic.



Now I need something that's similar but shows off my cleavage. Nuh uh boys, I'm taken so you can dream but you can't touch. Mmm I am delicious.


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birra
birra
02:52 Oct 13 2010

I love the profiles that start off with, "...And I'm taken, so don't even think about trying to flirt with me. And I don't cyber so don't ask. And I won't send you naked pictures."



Followed by the most soft-core pornographic images she can find that won't break TOS.



Yeah... oh, and the pose with the platypus lips look going on. Yep, that completes the ensemble.





MrSickle
MrSickle
02:57 Oct 13 2010

Just like pornstars are "taken" by their managers.



I bet every one of those girls would do it for money. But you know, it has to be a lot cuz... Her body is a temple and all of that.





Theban
Theban
09:52 Oct 21 2010

See I thought you were a bloke....Hmm I must concentrate when reading journals





 

humdrum

21:37 Oct 12 2010
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I wish there were more portfolios like this.


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Snapping at late homework excuses

21:22 Oct 12 2010
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xRobin3x

Viscount Sire (186)

22:01:42

Oct 11 2010

Reply

Block User



we both know my profile does not 'freeze' up on your 'browser'



but i do ty for the 6.





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This reminds me of a mean teacher or something. You know that one person who didn't believe you no matter what you said?



Sorry person, you can't see what happens to my browser. If you're embedding music right into your page, or have tons of pictures and a large background to load, it all takes time and it's frustrating to have my window hijacked.


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Exhibit A

19:17 Oct 12 2010
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Taken directly from a profile:





I am a creative, original, intellengent chick,


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14:37 Oct 12 2010
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I find mainstream witchcraft rather ridiculous. Regardless of what some people believe of themselves, they seem to be satisfied with little cloth covered altars, herbs and rocks and the inevitable threatening of karma and other bullshit.



Rather than a studied way of life that is respectable, too many become amazing examples of the passive aggressive..



How nice it must be to whisper wide eyed to others that someone who has wronged you will get theirs in the end. The steadfast and fantastically egotistical belief that you are responsible for a fender bender someone who pissed you off got themselves into is pathetic.



We all work to make peace with our world around us. It seems too many aren't content to work on self improvement, they'd rather pretend that they can control things... Anything to feel powerful.


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Nedra
Nedra
14:56 Oct 12 2010

Well said.





Oceanne
Oceanne
15:47 Oct 12 2010

:)





Serpentis
Serpentis
21:42 Oct 12 2010

Put in the wrong hands, witchcraft becomes profane.



*shrugs*



An ye harm none....





 

hi

02:24 Oct 12 2010
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There are a lot of really really bitchy people here.


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Oberon
Oberon
02:26 Oct 12 2010

Welcome to Vampire Rave. HAHA :P





MrSickle
MrSickle
02:28 Oct 12 2010

Thanks! :D





LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
02:32 Oct 12 2010

LMFAO





xRobin3x
xRobin3x
02:53 Oct 12 2010

Greetings from the greatest site ever. ;)





Serpentis
Serpentis
02:56 Oct 12 2010

Well yeah, you just finally figurin' that shit out dude?





Oceanne
Oceanne
03:55 Oct 12 2010

LOL yep! A bunch of bYtchy wYtches..





MrSickle
MrSickle
14:22 Oct 12 2010

People continuously prove the point...





Oceanne
Oceanne
15:49 Oct 12 2010

Yes,they do.In the three years I have been here,they prooved it consistantly.

But whew there is one,there is also the other..there are some very nice people here too.





TheArtistRose
TheArtistRose
14:46 Oct 13 2010

Well the song on my profile says this bitch is like a rose.. LOL!! Welcome to the rave. Bitches are everywhere! I try not to become one but they call me the heartless bitch. I don't know what I even did. o.o LOL, have fun here. Love the profile.





 

01:55 Oct 12 2010
Times Read: 1,665


I hate stupid women...


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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
01:57 Oct 12 2010

You need to get your facts straight here....... I know what this is about. :P





MrSickle
MrSickle
02:12 Oct 12 2010

Really? You do?



We must have seen the same profiles then. Ugh. Some woman saying "peak my interest".



Really?



PEAK?





Serpentis
Serpentis
02:58 Oct 12 2010





Peek my Interest....



Friend...it's...Peek my Interest...







rofl...



MrSickle
MrSickle
14:24 Oct 12 2010

I'm assuming that was sarcasm...



Pique - Meaning to stimulate or sharpen.



You must pique my interest.





Serpentis
Serpentis
21:42 Oct 12 2010

yes...yes, it was...



rofl





sahahria
sahahria
01:28 Oct 21 2010

Just take a pick to it and be done with it (similar to popping a pimple). Or choose the prick route and don't give a shit, except for humor.





 

Shut up shut up shut up!!!

16:42 Oct 03 2010
Times Read: 1,678




I wonder if God or Jesus are ever saying to us, yelling over all the billions of prayers...



Why YES I'm doing just super. Thanks so much for asking how I'M doing!



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Mobius
Mobius
16:50 Oct 03 2010

Jesus H. Christ, you're right!



No one ever asks me how I'M doing. Thanks a lot, people. Pffft.








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